This is Bullshit

And so I decided to start the December sock club sock and I wind me my yarn and I get me out some needles and I open up the directions and I can't start them because the designer wants me to use something called Judy's fucking magic fucking cast-on and she did NOT provide directions as to to how to accomplish this goddamned thing so I have to look it up. The pattern does not include complete directions! Who ever heard of such a thing?